Dragon: Do humans hoard things?
Human: Sometimes, I guess. Do you have a big pile of treasure somewhere?
Dragon: Absolutely not! Those gold hoarding dragons really give us a bad name!
Human: So what do you hoard?
Dragon: Books, of course
Human: But you're a fire dragon.
Dragon: I know! I find these poor abandoned books, but I can't even read them because I'll burn them
The human runs off and grabs an armful of books, before coming back to sit by the dragon.
Human: "Chapter One. The Mole had been working hard all the morning, spring-cleaning his little home. First with brooms, then on ladders and steps and chairs, with a brush and a pail of whitewash; till he had dust in his throat and splashes of whitewash over his black fur, and an aching back and weary arms. Spring was moving in the air above, below, and around him, penetrating even his dark and lowly little house with its spirit of divine discontent and longing.”
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